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The red light one kills me every time

I lost my shit at the red light one.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.

but srrsly do, condoms can be too small, just make him go get another or no sexy times, just how far it can stretch does not dictate how safe or comfortable it is to wear, just get a good one

or wear it as a sock


Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

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